An author's blog and general musings on weighty issues such as, 'how closely must my breakfast cereal resemble dust before I can open a new packet..?'.
Today, in the absence of anything more interesting to write about, I thought I might just tell you about my day. Not today Saturday - as I’m posting this – because right now I’m probably just sitting around in my pyjamas, thinking about cleaning the cats’ litter trays. I’m choosing Wednesday just passed – as … Continue reading A Day in the Life…
Hello! It's my birthday! No, really - it is. I've written in a weird blue font and everything; man I'm feeling wacky today. I mean, who does that? Ha ha ha. Anyway, I'm 45 today! What did you buy me? Oh...oh, I see. Well, never mind. To make up for your insensitivity and forgetfulness, you … Continue reading Oh, you shouldn’t have…
It’s that time of year again (read decade) when I foolishly decide to embark on a bit of decorating. This time, my bedroom was the lucky culprit. To be fair, I’ve lived in my house for 16 years, and my bedroom is the only room that has never had a makeover. So it … Continue reading Lick of Paint
Do you remember those heady days when you could do whatever you damn well pleased? Eat what you wanted whenever you wanted to, drink whatever you felt like drinking, sleep for however long or in which ever way you desired? How I envy those who can do whatever they like in life. Ahh, to be … Continue reading Ten Things I Can No Longer Do
