Oh, you shouldn’t have…

Hello! It's my birthday! No, really - it is. I've written in a weird blue font and everything; man I'm feeling wacky today. I mean, who does that? Ha ha ha. Anyway, I'm 45 today! What did you buy me? Oh...oh, I see. Well, never mind. To make up for your insensitivity and forgetfulness, you … Continue reading Oh, you shouldn’t have…